psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
my mum just told me that if we ever saw benedict cumberbatch in the street she’d trip me up and walk away so he would help me up
"hey someone told me your tumblr ur-"
Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”